August 2009
1 post
July 2009
3 posts
May get shot in D.C.
me: so how do you like dc?
intern: yea i like it..my friends were freaked out i was going to dc for my internship though
me: why?
intern: they were like "omg you're gonna get shot!"
me: where are you from again?
intern: new york city.
June 2009
19 posts
“he was more than a singer, dancer, producer…he was a father, brother, and...”
– i’m sitting here just at loss for what to say/type. what a tragic day…RIP Michael Jackson
“Sometimes, it’s just best to stick with what you know.”
National Equality March - DC →
“On October 10-11, 2009, we will gather in Washington DC from all across America to let our elected leaders know that now is the time for full equal rights for LGBT people. We will gather. We will march. And we will leave energized and empowered to do the work that needs to be done in every community across the nation.”
I believe this will be different from the Annual Gay Pride Parade...
You thought your sex life was wild... →
Manatee orgy!!
Grinds my gears...(pt.2)
And for the young ladies who wear those 4.5” stilettos to work and feel the need to sit down in order to rest your feet…not a valid excuse. You know you’re going to be walking around. Bring an extra pair of shoes - someone as fashionable as you probably have more than that one pair of ridiculously high heels. Oh, and did you know it’s proven that standing burns more...
Grinds my gears...(pt.1)
You know what grinds my gears?!
No, but seriously. I’m riding the metro back home today from work and I’m the type of girl who just spaces out listening to her ipod. I usually don’t pay attention to anything around me but I noticed something today for the first time in my 3rd consecutive summer of commuting to DC for work.
I really effing hate it when young people (aka recent...
“Can’t wait to go to work again tomorrow!”
– seriously, how often do you hear someone say that??
DIY: miu miu skirts
I will be making some variations of the miu miu poof skirt. I’ll be uploading pics of how it turned out!!
“My current obsession: Bitter:Sweet.”
– God, her voice is so awesome.
May 2009
6 posts
“Quinoa. This is probably going to be the only thing I’ll eat for the rest...”
– A scrumptious tex-mex version of a quinoa salad.
April 2009
12 posts
“If all I need to pass my Entomology class is a 55 on my final, than why am I...”
– UGH. If I’m not able to graduate because of this stupid class, I might have to slit my throat. Seriously.
“if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or...”
– hahhahaha. www.textsfromlastnight.com/ is one of the reasons why i’m able to sit at work and still be able to enjoy my life.
Gay penguins make the BEST parents! →
They wanted to be parents SO badly that they would steal eggs for their own. They found out that they actually turned out to be the best parents!
Makes you think about a lot of things, doesn’t it?
(psstt. click on the title to go to the page)
Poop for Earth Day 2009
me: its EARTH DAY!
peter: i know
me: haha
me: what are we gonna do
peter: lets go poop outside
peter: so we fertilize the soil
me: this is going in my blog
“Suddenly drinking coffee makes me want to poo…”
– in class. hopefully no one hears my stomach rumbling.
Got a dollar?
Scott Campbell, a tattoo artist, recently showed his work at the O.H.W.O.W. gallery with his collection of lasercut etchings on a stack of dollar bills.
food porn.
